The Thirst

I know we have had some extreme weather the past few weeks within the U.S. But my mind is still boggled as far as the level of dehydration among my peers in 2011. When I mean dehydration or better known as thirst, it is the level of desperation that appears on a person who converses with a potential fuck love interest. I know that some may say "well, maybe that person is really interested in you" etc. There is a fine line between interested and just plain ole thirst. I would like to point out some differences and other indicators that will make you determine if this person is thirsty or interested in the pursuit.

1. They tell you that they are different (on the first meeting): Rather it be conversing about jobs, interests, positions in bed, be aware of those who say they are different and make a point of it. If we are just talking, getting to know one another, it shouldn't be an issue if your different because we (men and women) will see it.  Even if its just a jump-off, we wouldn't give a damn then if your different because our intention is not to boo you up. Eluding too many times that your "not lame" or "from down south" or "been around the world" doesn't mean that you are exempted from not being about shit. Again, the proof is in the pudding, and you haven't even given me the damn spoon yet. 
2. They are too quick to tell you they are a freak: Now this even applies to the random hook up's (to whomever still does that these days). Sometimes its not looks cause everyone looks the same in the dark that seduces people. Many times its that conversation piece that hooks line and sinker. Maybe its the thrill of a one night stand. Or hell, you just like how they carry themselves, so you see a future friendship/relationship with this person. Like many others, I do not need to know how you like to eat Copper River salmon. At least not within the first damn 30 min. This shows that not only are you quick to hop on the first thing that has a heartbeat, but lets question where the eff your grown up parts been???
3. Invites themselves to your house before you can: I can not stress this enough. I don't care if you live by yourself, roommates, bebe's kids, ect. Your place of residence is your sanctuary. No matter how crazy it may be, you lay your head there, you are familiar with the place. Don't you DARE invite yourself saying "I bet you want some company"... BITCH no the hell I don't. How rude is that to just invite yourself and you don't know this other person like that. Your invading personal space just cause ur ass is needy... I say GTFOH!
4. Soliciting with services (I should of had this shit as #3): (scenario) Him: girl you know I can cook, let me cook for you tonight at your house. Her: Hum I don't eat everyone's cooking and lets save that for another day. Him: but I wanna get to know you better. Her: we can do that like were doing now, and you don't know what I like-or if I have eaten already? (is this mofo ready to cook for # of people in my house since he wanna act fancy and invade my territory). Ladies and men who do this, know that some (if not all) are catching on to this move. I have had a many of friends (bless their hearts) that have let someone come to their home after one meeting or same day (yaw, that shit ain't safe), let them cook for you, and they wanna walk around and snoop or worse, be naked in your place that YOU PAY BILLS ON. You know, that ain't the way to a persons heart. That's the quickest way to get cursed out. What in the hell did you think I was doing before meeting you? Starving? Now later on down the line, yes, cooking for someone is nice. But you really wanna put blood, sweat and tears into a meal for someone you really don't know? I'd watch out if they put chicken blood in your shit.

Honorable Mention: The material posessions they have...key word THEY. And half the time, they can't afford that shit!

I have a lot more, but I am tired as hell. The moral of the story is that being needy right from jump isn't cute unless your a pimp name slickback looking for a new whore.  Maybe the flow of testosterone has made my views jaded, but I'm pretty sure that it hasn't. If you have any other things I should add on or comments, please feel free to post.