The Thirst

I know we have had some extreme weather the past few weeks within the U.S. But my mind is still boggled as far as the level of dehydration among my peers in 2011. When I mean dehydration or better known as thirst, it is the level of desperation that appears on a person who converses with a potential fuck love interest. I know that some may say "well, maybe that person is really interested in you" etc. There is a fine line between interested and just plain ole thirst. I would like to point out some differences and other indicators that will make you determine if this person is thirsty or interested in the pursuit.

1. They tell you that they are different (on the first meeting): Rather it be conversing about jobs, interests, positions in bed, be aware of those who say they are different and make a point of it. If we are just talking, getting to know one another, it shouldn't be an issue if your different because we (men and women) will see it.  Even if its just a jump-off, we wouldn't give a damn then if your different because our intention is not to boo you up. Eluding too many times that your "not lame" or "from down south" or "been around the world" doesn't mean that you are exempted from not being about shit. Again, the proof is in the pudding, and you haven't even given me the damn spoon yet. 
2. They are too quick to tell you they are a freak: Now this even applies to the random hook up's (to whomever still does that these days). Sometimes its not looks cause everyone looks the same in the dark that seduces people. Many times its that conversation piece that hooks line and sinker. Maybe its the thrill of a one night stand. Or hell, you just like how they carry themselves, so you see a future friendship/relationship with this person. Like many others, I do not need to know how you like to eat Copper River salmon. At least not within the first damn 30 min. This shows that not only are you quick to hop on the first thing that has a heartbeat, but lets question where the eff your grown up parts been???
3. Invites themselves to your house before you can: I can not stress this enough. I don't care if you live by yourself, roommates, bebe's kids, ect. Your place of residence is your sanctuary. No matter how crazy it may be, you lay your head there, you are familiar with the place. Don't you DARE invite yourself saying "I bet you want some company"... BITCH no the hell I don't. How rude is that to just invite yourself and you don't know this other person like that. Your invading personal space just cause ur ass is needy... I say GTFOH!
4. Soliciting with services (I should of had this shit as #3): (scenario) Him: girl you know I can cook, let me cook for you tonight at your house. Her: Hum I don't eat everyone's cooking and lets save that for another day. Him: but I wanna get to know you better. Her: we can do that like were doing now, and you don't know what I like-or if I have eaten already? (is this mofo ready to cook for # of people in my house since he wanna act fancy and invade my territory). Ladies and men who do this, know that some (if not all) are catching on to this move. I have had a many of friends (bless their hearts) that have let someone come to their home after one meeting or same day (yaw, that shit ain't safe), let them cook for you, and they wanna walk around and snoop or worse, be naked in your place that YOU PAY BILLS ON. You know, that ain't the way to a persons heart. That's the quickest way to get cursed out. What in the hell did you think I was doing before meeting you? Starving? Now later on down the line, yes, cooking for someone is nice. But you really wanna put blood, sweat and tears into a meal for someone you really don't know? I'd watch out if they put chicken blood in your shit.

Honorable Mention: The material posessions they have...key word THEY. And half the time, they can't afford that shit!

I have a lot more, but I am tired as hell. The moral of the story is that being needy right from jump isn't cute unless your a pimp name slickback looking for a new whore.  Maybe the flow of testosterone has made my views jaded, but I'm pretty sure that it hasn't. If you have any other things I should add on or comments, please feel free to post.

First Blog Post-Welcome and More

Good afternoon to all of you reading this!!! Hoping your getting everything prepared for the last day on earth as we know it (insert sarcasm)!!!

I guess this would be the part where I talk about who I am and all that jazz. But I have more pressing matters at hand. Hopefully, all of the readers will enjoy this blog and comment, give suggestions, etc. I will say that I love to talk, and I think my friends on FB was becoming sick of me with various postings so I will say what comes to mind on here...

Anywho, I would like to start off with a question. In the media lately, there are an abundance of extra-martial affairs that we seem to be bombarded informed of. And it seems that the trend is that the man (some Hollywood type cat) is discovered to be cheating on the unknowing wife. From movie stars, sports figures, politicians, etc, for every couple getting married, there is another breaking up. And while that shits sad and whatnot, its pretty much common in today's society. The latest scandal is with former California Governor and Hollywood actor The Cheatanator Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kennedy Dynasty former NBC correspondent Maria Shriver. Been married for 25 years and had some house help (she was helping quite a bit) who proved that the affectionate phrase of #hoesbewinning is true. Not only did she work for them for 20 yrs, she had a child by Arnold, had him buy a house for her and retired prior to Arnold revealing the news supposedly to Maria. And poor Maria was in shock, didn't have any knowledge of this activity and has separated from her husband. Now while this is sad, something about this sounds like some BULLSHIT. Let me explain...

Just like these big scandals (Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Newt Gingrich, etc.) happen and are circulated faster than BBQ at a block party, everyone seems to take the side of the women. Now I do not condone cheating by any means. BUT lets examine some things before we are quick to take sides:

1. Most These Women Knew That These Men Wasn't About Shit

Prior to Arnold and Maria marrying, there were accusations he was a womanizer. Whatever Tiger's ex wife's name was knew more about him that we did cause she was a nanny or something like that. Hell, I'm not sure how many women Newt was actually cheating on with his first and second wife (wait I'm lying it was with his future 3rd wife when cheated with second wife). Yaw got my drift. Too many times, either women are set on a goal that they will be able to change that man. OR he did some great showboating. Regardless, there are always signals or behavioral traits that will show that might indicate that they basically ain't about shit. I can't be any more politically correct about it. They say rumors are just that, something made up. But riddle me this, rumors usually start from some SUSPECT activity. You know believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear. But you know about the truth shall set you free... yea, being real with ones self as far as realizing that "this person (male or female) got some ain't shit characteristics" will make you seem less naive and more on your toes.

     2.  Don't You Have A Joint Bank Account-Or at Least Access To Paperwork

When Arnold brought that woman/maid/penis relieve a house, what exactly could of he had said to justify that big purchase? Yes they are millionaires and shit. But "C'mon Son"!!! And whats so cold about it is that the husband of the hired help knew damn well she didn't buy it. I know that some well off families buy nice shit for life long help, but a house... REALLY? And Maria, that wasn't a red flag?  Elin (I remember now thanks to the help of some Riesling) was so wrapped up raising those kids that she didn't mind Tiger being gone longer than expected for PGA, or whatever tournaments? SERIOUSLY? Look, IDK (I don't know) about yaw, but I love to do Sexlates (Sex + Pilates). At some point I'm gonna get a maid or family to watch my kids and surprise his ass after a tournament and attack my man (attack meaning sexually-prior to discovering he was a heaux). And I am not advocating check that phone, cause sometimes its some shit you don't wanna know or you just ain't ready for. But I know it had to be some weird text messages/phone calls at night at least once. CLEARLY, them hoes (for a better lack of terms..not heauxs, hoes) were not trained so they had to had slipped up a few times.

    3.  Woman's Intuition- Stop Ignoring it, Listen to It!

I am not about to go into some woman battle cry or start singing 4NonBlondes "Whats Up". But lets just be honest with ourselves... Every woman, black, white, bald, bleached, blind, etc. knows when something doesn't feel right. Hell, EVERYONE-Male/Female/Both/switching teams/whatever has that Keenan Ivory Waynes mailman inside of them screaming "MESSAGE". In the case of Arnold, he has been accused of improper behavior so much, he should be the poster child of "Ill Fill You Up". And what did Maria do... Stand by her husband. And you know, I have no issues with couples sticking together thru thick and thin. But you do it so many times its like a damn trend. Mia Farrow knew that Woody Allen was...hum...eccentric. Did it really take for you to discover photos, or was that the last straw? There are signs people. Attitude changes. Distance. I can go on and on (I know this from experience). So you just can't tell me that this is a blind-sight to all of these victims...really?

Personally, what I really think that happened with the Schwarzenegger-Shriver story is that the mistress/maid was tired of keeping the secret of her child's father and told Arnold that she wanted to finally tell them. I'm pretty damn sure that Maria knew (word is that the damn kid looks like him), but due to public humility wanted to keep it wrapped. Told ole girl she was done after 20 yrs and that if it got out to the public, she was throwing the deuces faster than the Lakers did to the 2011 NBA championship to the marriage. Word got out and there you have it. Whats more troublesome is that there are more mistresses coming out (which reminds me, why is it that these heauxs wait till someone else reveals their affair first...you still look slutty cause now you wanna sell your story...duh), so yaw's life was that busy that someone didn't give you a heads up? I also feel that a lot of these celebrities do the same shit. Do what you like, but the second it leaks out, were done son! Who would want to go thru a messy divorce, (depending on the person) reduced to a lower class of living, and the public all in ya beeswax?

I guess what I'm trying to say is "Stop Faking The Funk" for support from the public. Sadly our culture-well not all of us, but many- don't respect the concept of traditional marriage (I say traditional cause there are various types-we'll get into that another blog). So sorry if I say "and whats new" when I hear about another marriage ending". Hopefully things go smoothly and they remember about the kids who at the end of the day are the most important people this will effect... 

Talk to me people, let me know what your think. And thanks for reading...Tootles